hardIN county faIR wINNer

We put Elijah in the Hardin County Fair Baby Contest and he WON!! Let me just tell you that it was a battle well won. Let me give you a timeline.
5:15 .. Show up for registration
5:45 .. Elijah is no longer being entertained
6:00 .. He starts crying
6:10 .. I try to make him happy (crying)
6:20.. Tammy tries to make him happy (still crying)
6:30.. Timmy tries to make him happy (still crying)
6:30 .. Contest starts (still crying)
7:00 .. Still VERY unhappy
7:30 .. Mom takes his shoes off and gives him some nachos, he's the happiest baby in the world.
7:45 .. I am no longer stressing out
8:00 .. Goes up and puts his charm on the judges
8:25 .. HE WINS